🚨 BREAKING: Microsoft Copilot just got EXPOSED in the AI showdown of the century! 🔥🔥💀 Turns out this wannabe AI sidekick is like that one kid in gym class who can't even do a proper cartwheel – totally flopping hard against the GOAT ChatGPT, who’s out here racking up 900 MILLION downloads like it’s a Black Friday sale! 🛒💰 So picture this: 💭 Tyson Jominy is just trying to code, but every time he slams the Copilot key, it's like welcoming a malfunctioning toaster into the chat. It’s popping up random thoughts like, “Maybe you should just *Google* that, fam?” 🤡🤖 Omgggg, talk about a vibe kill!!! “I just wanted help with my code! Why do I feel like I’m being haunted by a Windows 95 relic?” said a highly fictional dev. 🥴💀 But here’s where it gets spicy. If Copilot were a meme, it would definitely be the “This is fine” dog sitting in a burning room. 🔥🧑‍🚀 Microsoft, do better! At this rate, Copilot might just get a special edition award for “Least Downloaded Assistant” soon! 😱 🐻👀 Hot Take: By 2025, Microsoft’s gonna replace Copilot with an AI version of Clippy—the spicy sequel no one asked for! ✨👾💥