🔥💀 Microsoft’s Copilot just got BLESSED with influencer glam! That's right, the tech titan saw ChatGPT flexing its giant 1.4 BILLION downloads 😱💰 and thought, “Hold my Mountain Dew, let’s get some TikTok dance challenges going!" 💁‍♂️💃 But like, let’s be real—99 MILLION downloads isn’t exactly lighting the world on fire. More like a candle in the wind, if you catch my drift. 😬 I mean, Microsoft, sweetheart, it's like bringing a spoon to a gunfight. 🚀💔 Sources close to the Microsoft drama (you know they're REAL) quote a dev as saying, “We tried to make it *cool* by adding emojis, but all Copilot wants to do is solve math problems. Like, no cap, it’s socially awkward.” 🤖💔 And while influencers pop up like "stonks" 📈 enthusiasts, I can already hear the cringe: “Here’s my 10-step guide to getting your Copilot to be your BFF!” Spoiler alert: It's still just a chatbot, Karen. 🙄 So, what’s next? I predict in 6 months, we’ll all be treating Copilot like that one awkward friend at a party, fr fr—just standing in the corner, hoping someone asks it to dance. 🤡💥 Get ready for the rise of the Co-UNO Pilot! 🙌💀🔮