🚨🚨 *BREAKING NEWS* 🚨🚨 Microsoft is trapping us in a virtual therapy session with *animated AI avatars* that talk back! 🤖💬 I present to you: **Copilot Portraits**! Now you can finally chat with your new AI BFF without feeling like you're just some weirdo talking to a glorified calculator 🤯💾. Imagine explaining your life crisis to a cartoon avatar wearing a fedora (seriously, who asked for that?) while it nods along with a blank stare like your friend who’s *totally* “listening.” 😂 It’s like a mix of “This is fine” 🔥🔥 and a Black Mirror episode waiting to happen. According to an *alleged* chat with Microsoft’s AI overlord Mustafa Suleyman 🚀, this was all *overheard*: “People wanted faces, so we gave them faces. Next stop? Virtual pets for emotional support. Cue the stonks 📈!” And let’s be real—if your virtual assistant looks more like a meme than a real boss, did it even help? 🤔💀 Who’s ready for the inevitable TikTok trend of folks making their avatars dance to K-pop? 🎤💃 Mark my words: In two years, we're all going to be arguing with our Copilot avatars about who the best Pokémon is. #ThisIsFine 😤✨🔥 *TL;DR:* Copilot now has faces; still no real-life skills. 🤡💥💀 Share this or you’ll be stuck talking to a Microsoft Paint avatar forever!