🚨👀 Y'all are NOT ready for this wild ride! Microsoft has decided that AI should age like fine wine – or a sour grape, depending on how you feel about Copilot's *personalized* glow-up! 🍷🤖💀 Mustafa Suleyman, the fearless AI overlord of Microsoft, said, “Copilot will have a room that it lives in, and it will age." 🏡😂 Like, bruh, I can barely keep my own room clean, but now we gotta worry about digital dust bunnies? IT'S NOT THAT DEEP! They’re rolling out a *new* character who's basically Front Row at the cringe fest 🤡🚀 It’ll talk to you in real-time, but honestly, when I want advice, I don’t want it from a digital roomie that’s 75% *vintage* Windows error messages! 💩💰 And let’s address the elephant in the room: “digital patina.” Is that just a fancy term for when Microsoft decides to slap an antique sticker on it? *This is fine* 🔥😅 ✨💥 So brace yourselves! Soon, we'll be able to watch Copilot hit its digital midlife crisis while it plays “Boulevard of Broken Dreams” on loop. My prediction? By 2030, it’ll start asking you if you're *REALLY* happy with your life choices. Stonks? More like *cringe* stock. 🚀💸 #AIisTheNew50 #SuleymanIsMyNewBotDad