🚨🎭 BREAKING: Microsoft’s 2025 Security Plan is a Whole Vibe of “This Is Fine” 🔥💀 So, get this fam: Microsoft just hit us with the *most 2025 security plan* ever—straight to the DOD—and forgot to mention a small, tiny, itty-bitty detail: CHINA-BASED ENGINEERS 🚀🤡. Like, can someone hit them with the Drake meme? 👀 “If you’re reading this, STOP.” ProPublica just dropped the tea ☕ on how this tech giant is keeping our government data all safe and sound… while Cheetos-fingered engineers from Beijing are in the DOD cloud like, “Stonks!” 💰💻 If that ain't the most cringe *oopsie daisies* I’ve seen, I don’t know what is. 🤦‍♂️ Imagine the convo: **Microsoft Developer:** "Yo, we just casually forgot to mention our friends in China. No biggie, right?" **DOD:** "Uh, yeah, BIG GIGANTE biggie! You tryna get us hacked like it’s 2010?!" But fr fr, is it too late to replace our cloud with, I don't know, an actual cloud? 🌥️💀 🚨🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2025, Microsoft will just phase into a full-on Kaiju tech overlord. "We’re not hiding engineers; we’re BEING engineers. Prepare for the cloud takeover, meatbags!" 🤖🍕🔥 #ThankUNext