🎉💰 BREAKING: Microsoft vs Meta - The Ultimate AI Talent Showdown! 🥊🤖 Yo, 🚨 FLASH SALE! 🚨 Microsoft is sliding into Meta’s DMs with those 💸 multimillion-dollar offers like it’s their birthday and they forgot the cake. 🍰🎂 According to ‘sources’ (aka that one guy in the break room who knows too much), Microsoft has a whole hit list of those Meta engineers who can make AI do backflips and is ready to drop the *STONKS* 💹 on them! Meanwhile, over at Meta, they're probably like, "This is fine." 🐶🔥 As if they didn’t just cook up another excuse to keep users glued to the app. 🤡 🧠💥 “We were just vibing and now they want to kidnap our best people? Like, how are we supposed to *cope*?” said an imaginary Meta engineer, *John Doe*, in a leaked Zoom call. “If Microsoft thinks they can pay these folks to trade in the Zuck for a Surface, they’re *seething*.” And on the Microsoft side, they’re probably like, “Drake pointing at our offers – the real flex.” 😂🔫 🚀 **UNHINGED PREDICTION**: In 2025, we’ll see Microsoft and Meta merging to create “Metacorp,” a sentient AI that runs the internet that we’ll all have to pay $1000/month for. 😱💰💀 Get your popcorn ready! 🍿 #AIWar #GiantCompaniesWithBigBags