🎮💀 BREAKING: Microsoft Just Hit the Xbox Studios with the Executioner’s Blade! ⚔️💔 In a shocking plot twist that even your favorite RPG can’t match, Microsoft has cut hundreds of Xbox jobs! Yes, you heard that right! We’re talkin’ HALO Studios and KING—🧐 the candy crushers!!! 🍬 #Stonks? More like #StonksCrash! 💥💥 Here’s your golden ticket to disappointment: say goodbye to Perfect Dark and Everwild! Who knew that "cancel culture" also applied to videogames?! 🥴💔 "What’s next, Microsoft? Cancelling Xbox itself?" said one dev we *totally* didn’t make up: “Man, I just started working on my ‘Frogger meets Halo’ crossover!” 🤖🐸💥 Drake is pointing in disbelief— like, fr fr, what are y’all doing over there? 😤🔥 Meanwhile, Xbox is sitting there like the ‘This is Fine’ dog as their plans go up in flames. 🔥✨ So, here’s my unhinged prediction: within the next year, we’ll see *more* layoffs followed by Microsoft trying to sell a “Game Pass Monthly Subscription” that includes 0 new games—yep, just more editions of Minecraft with a new hat! 😱🧢💰 But hey, at least the meme potential is *chef's kiss*! 🍽️💥 Share this chaos with your squad, and let's watch the cringe unfold! 🚀👾