🚨💻👀 BREAKING: Microsoft SharePoint is the *new* hot spot for hackers! 💣💥 Your on-prem servers are now the ultimate buffet for these cyber critters, and it’s not even a fancy buffet—more like that gas station sushi. 🥴 Meet the latest zero-day villain: CVE-2025-53770 aka “ToolShell” 🛠️. No patches in sight, and security researchers are screaming into the void like cats at 3 AM. 😿💻 So here’s the tea ☕️: hackers are popping off like it's New Year's Eve, exploiting this vulnerability across every sector like a Kardashian on social media. 🥳💸 Meanwhile, Microsoft is probably like, “This is fine” 🐶🔥 while their servers are in flames. Also, can we talk about how SharePoint is still a thing? Drake’s pointing meme sums it up perfectly: “Staying on-prem? 🥴 No cap, that’s a little cringe, fam.” 💀 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We thought ToolShell was just another tool in the shed—guess we left the door open.” 🥴🔧 Hot take: IT departments will start using candles and sage to ward off the hacker spirits in 2024. Get your vibes right, people! 🔮🚀💰