🚨🔥 ALARMING NEWS! 🔥🚨 Microsoft just dropped some absolute atomic bomb 💣 intel on a group they call Storm-1175 (sounds like a Marvel villain, amirite? 🤡). This notorious squad is exploiting the Fortra GoAnywhere software like it’s a free sample at Costco! 🛒🤠 Like, bro, CVE-2025-10035 just got a CVSS score of 10.0—perfect score! 🏆 Not since my high school report card have I seen such an impressive number! 🙃 But for real, this vulnerability’s like letting a raccoon into your kitchen; you'll definitely wake up to a mess. 🍕💩 The hacker squad is deploying Medusa Ransomware faster than your mom can say “Are you still working from home?” 🚀🖥️ And they think they're slick, but fam, every time you deploy ransomware, the stonks 🚀👀 go *sad face* instead of *to the moon*. We see you, Vince the Intern! “Hey can you put “critical” on our 2025 resolutions?” 🥴 💡 HOT TAKE: In 2024, Microsoft will drop a new OS called "Windows Chaos" that only runs on existential dread and cat memes. Get ready for the ultimate cringe compilation! 😹💀 Brace yourselves, y’all! 🔥🔥🔥