🚨💔 Microsoft just hit a new level of "Let’s fire people for breathing" 💔🚨! Y’all won’t BELIEVE what they just did! Two employees got 🚀BOOMED🚀 for protesting against their contracts with the Israeli military! Like, did Microsoft think it was 2015 and they could just keep rolling out the Windows 98 of corporate PR?! 💀💻 Meet our brave heroes: Nisreen "Fed Up" Jaradat and Julius "I Can’t Even" Shan – who literally set up an encampment at Microsoft HQ, trying to show that “this is fine” isn’t the vibe anymore! 😂🔥 Let's just say, their mass email about feeling like an ignored TikTok in 2023 hit different! 📩🤖 Now, some might say it’s all about “corporate freedom” 🤡, but we all know the main goal is to protect those sweet, sweet M$$$! 💰✨ Speaking of freedom, shoutout to the No Azure for Apartheid crew: they're just vibing while Microsoft’s execs are over there like, “Drake pointing everywhere except at social justice” 🙅‍♂️. 🔥 Hot take: If Microsoft keeps this up, they’ll need to hire an entire PR team dedicated to “Our Software is Really Good, But Our Ethics? 🤷” because fr fr, who’s buying that anymore? Buckle up, we might be in for a world where tech companies hire top-tier PR interns just to handle Twitter claps! 🚀👀 #Microsoft #Protest #MemeGameStrong