🚨💀 🗣️ Are you still living in the Dark Ages with passwords? Microsoft just dropped the bomb that’ll have you saying “R.I.P. to my password manager, bye Felicia” in just TWO WEEKS! 🔥💔 🚀🔑 Say hello to the newest trend that’s cooler than a cat wearing sunglasses: PASSKEYS! 🎉 Yup, your days of typing in “password1234” are over, fam. Buckle up buckaroo, because soon you’ll be unlocking your life with fingerprints and facial recognition instead! 🤖💅 But wait, it gets juicier! Here’s what the *totally-real* Microsoft developer said during the press meeting: “Passwords are so 2020. We’re moving on to passkeys because we want all users to feel like they’re living in *Black Mirror*.” 😱😈 #HonestlyBased Oh, and don’t trip over your “I forgot my password” episodes because prepping for this shift is straight-up necessary. 📱💔 Use the Authenticator app or go home! But here’s the real tea: Are passkeys the future, or just another way for big tech to watch us like creepy reality TV? 📺👀 Prediction: In 2025, we’ll all be unlocking our accounts using a combination of DNA samples and TikTok dance moves. Mark my words, fr fr! 🕺💃💰 #CryptoOrNah