🚨💰BREAKING NEWS: Microsoft just hit us with the ultimate “Who’s that?” in their FY 2025 report! 🤯 Instead of flexing on their rivals like 👑 King of the Hill, they decided to Zen out and leave the competition’s names on read. “We see you, but we’re not gonna say your names.” 💀💅 No cap, it’s like when you realize your ex is just a ghost haunting your DMs. 👀 So, what’s the tea? ☕ Remember when Microsoft named 25+ competitors like it was an episode of The Bachelor? 😍 Now they’re just out here like “We’ll take the stonks without the drama.” I can hear the devs now: 🗣️ "C’mon Satya, do we really need to roast them in public?” - Anonymous Microsoft Dev #420 🔥 Listen, gamers & biz bros, this is a power move or a complete cringe fest. Does Microsoft think they’re too cool for school? 🤔 Meanwhile, Google and Apple are probably like “Where’s our free publicity, bro?” 🚀 💥 Here’s a hot take: Next report, they'll just put a picture of a cat in a wizard hat and call it a day. 😸✨ Watch out world, Microsoft might just be preparing to move to the Metaverse where the only competitor is your own sanity! 🤖💥 Like, share, and send this to your most competitive friend! 💌👾 #WhereIsThePettiness