💥🌌 Hold onto your keyboards, tech nerds! Applied Compute just snagged a jaw-dropping 💰$80 MILLION💰 in round funding like it's some kind of venture capital Pokemon card! 🎉✨ @appliedcompute wants to conjure up AI agents that aren’t just smart but have "Specific Intelligence"—which honestly sounds like a fancy way of saying, “We trained our AI on every PowerPoint your boss ever made.” 📈🤯 Imagine an AI that knows your company’s secrets better than you do 😱💀—suddenly it's not just your boss breathing down your neck, it’s an algorithm crunching numbers like it's prepping for the next global takeover. But let’s keep it 100: is this just an elaborate trap to get us all to hand over our deepest, darkest company secrets? 🕵️‍♂️💼 I can hear the Zoom meetings now: “Hey team, let’s train our AI to know everything about our layoffs next quarter!” 😂🤡 Leaked quote from a dev over at Applied Compute: "We basically wanna create a digital minion that bosses employees around while sipping lattes. 🤖☕️ Stonks go brrr!" So here's the tea☕: they’ll either solve productivity or make dystopia cooler than your favorite sci-fi novel. Mark my words, by 2025, we’re all gonna be negotiating with our AI overlords in a back alley! 🔮🚀🔥🔥🔥 #ChaosInTech #NextLevelMemeWars