🚨💀BREAKING NEWS: Microsoft is about to pull a Thanos and MAKE YOUR PASSWORDS DISAPPEAR this Friday! 💨💥 One minute you're typing *yourdog'sname123* and the next, BOOM – it's gone. Poof! Just like your motivation to exercise! 😂💔 👾💼 So what's a sad, password-dependent human to do? Fret not! Instead of crying in the corner with your lonely PIN, you'll wanna jump into the Authenticator app and embrace the chaos of *NO PASSWORD LIFE*. 🤖💪 DRINK WATER, STAY BASED, and learn to love your new OTP (One Time Password) lifestyle! 💦✨ “Dude, we couldn't keep passwords for the boomers and Gen Zs. They were too busy vibing on TikTok. 📱🤡” - *Imaginary Microsoft Developer, probably* 🔥💰 So, what are your options? Biometrics 🦾, security keys 🔑, or just simply yelling 'never gonna give you up' to the nearest tech support rep! Now, here's the kicker: in a desperate ploy for clicks, Microsoft will just roll out a new subscription service called “Passwordless Pro Plan” for only $19.99/month because capitalism, baby! 💸🌌 Mark my words: this policy will go down as the biggest oopsie in tech history, and you’ll be greeted with this meme: "This is fine", as you fumble for your digital security. 🤷‍♂️🔥 Share this hot mess with your friends! They’ll thank you later… maybe. 🤪