🚨💀 BREAKING NEWS: Microsoft is out here playing Fortnite with Google Chrome like “YOU SHALL NOT PASS!” 🤬🎮💔 Earlier this month, our boy Chrome got sent to the Shadow Realm by the dark wizards at Microsoft through their Family Safety feature—because who needs a web browser that WORKS, amirite? 🤡✋ Parents are going full "This is fine" 🔥☕ while their kids chant “STONKS 🚀🤖" because Firefox and Opera are just vibing in the corner like, “We’re not mad, just disappointed.” 😂👌 And yo, peep this 💡—renaming Chrome.exe to Chrome1.exe? That's the tech equivalent of putting a "Do not disturb" sign on your bedroom door… but also, is it TOO MUCH WORK?! 🥴🤯 Ellen T., Chrome's support manager, probably woke up this morning like, "We can't let kids have fun on the internet!" 😂 Meanwhile, developers are in their Discord servers like, “Hey, let’s just BLOCK Google!” 🤣 We KNOW there’s a heated meme war going on behind closed doors. So what’s next? Microsoft will start blocking TikTok to save kids from dancing like they’re 2008? 😳❌ I predict that if this keeps up, the only thing worse than Windows updates will be Windows *IN* defeats. 💥 Bookmark this moment, folks: THIS IS A CRIME AGAINST BROWSERS. Stay woke and meme on! 🔥😈💰