🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 Microsoft just dropped some new lightweight taskbar apps for Windows 11, and it’s like they finally invited us to the party 🎉 (we're all still staring at the empty cups tho 🍷). These “companion” apps are like the friend who shows up unannounced and insists on showing you their PowerPoint on why “meeting emails” are important. 🧐 Say hello to the People app, which basically lets you stalk your coworkers in an org chart. *"Hey, Bob from accounting, I see you’re right above me on the hierarchy! What’s it like knowing I can look you up at any time?"* 🤡 Then there’s File Search—think of it as a treasure hunt for your scattered .docx files. ⚓️ Fun fact: it’s the only treasure hunt where you don’t find gold, just that one report you forgot to submit. 🥴 And Calendar? 😴 It's there to remind you that you’ve got 7 meetings today and no time for snacks. 🍕🔥 In conclusion: Microsoft is turning the taskbar into its own mini-ecosystem, but the only thing we're really searching for is the closest exit. 🚪🔥🤯 🔮 HOT TAKE: By 2025, we'll all be so addicted to these apps that Siri and Cortana will start a support group. "Hi, my name is Cortana and I’m here to help you cope with your office dependency." 💀✨