🚨🔔 Brace yourselves, password warriors! Microsoft’s about to hit us with the “delete your passwords” bombshell 💣💻💀. That’s right, they’re going full-on “NO MORE PASSWORDS, ALL PASSKEYS, ALL THE TIME” by August. You heard it here first: 🗣️ “Password? Never heard of her!” 💁‍♂️ Microsoft is trying to get us to embrace the passkey life and, honestly, it sounds like they just want to watch us all *cope* and *seethe* over losing our beloved rusty old passwords. Here's the tea: 🤓☕️ In June, they said bye-bye to password add-ons on Microsoft Authenticator, and by July, autofill is a goner too! Like, who even needs to fill in their passwords when we’ve got stonks in our hearts? 📈❤️ 👀💬 I can almost hear some Microsoft dev in the break room saying, “Guys, let’s just make passwords as obsolete as a floppy disk!” 💾🤡 So, if you’re not ready to say farewell to your cringe-worthy password of "123456" or “Password1”, now’s the time to get with the *galaxy brain* program and transition to passkeys. 🚀💥 😱 But here’s my 🔮 whimsy prediction: Come August, the only thing you’ll have left to password protect is the trauma from all your failed attempts at setting up a passkey! So, viral chaos incoming! Prepare thy memes! 💸🔥✨