🚨 *BREAKING NEWS* 🚨: Microsoft just signed a death warrant for your passwords! 💀🔒💀 Prepare for a chaotic future where you *literally* must remember your passwords like they’re ancient runes from a lost civilization! 🤯 Starting August 1, 2025, your beloved *Authenticator* app will make passwords as useful as a flip phone in a TikTok dance-off. 💀🕺 “It's about streamlining,” Microsoft said, while also remembering that autofill is just a fancy term for making your life easier. Like, c’mon bro, this is cringe af! 🤦‍♂️ Fake leaked dev quote: “We’re just trying to force people into a password-free utopia. No cap, they can just *use their brains* to remember everything! 😂” So what does this mean for you? Get ready for a future where you might have to start using your "crazy aunt's cat’s name" as a password again. Instead of autofill, get ready for the *“I forgot my password” scrolling special*! 🎉😱 **Hot take**: In 2028, Microsoft will just teleport your passwords to the cloud where they’ll exist in a meme-laden parallel universe. Buckle up, fam! 🚀✨ #Stonks #PasswordWhat?