🚨💥BREAKING: Microsoft is ghosting Pakistan after a 25-year-long relationship! 💔💻 Y’all remember when they were all like “We’re here for you!” only to drop a “psych!” like Drake pointing at a meme from 2015? 🤡💀 In what feels like a scene from a sitcom where the awkward neighbor just walks out, Microsoft announced it’s switching to a “reseller model.” Translation: “We’re handing off the keys to that old Corolla and saying good luck, fam!" 😅🚗💨 But wait, there’s more! Some ‘leaked’ dev quotes surfaced from the shadowy depths of the Microsoft dungeon (or maybe just the break room? 😂). One dev was like, "Who needs local operations when you got 3rd party resellers to completely misunderstand your software?" 🔥🤖 Meanwhile, Bill Gates is probably sitting in a massive yacht somewhere, sipping on a piña colada while the stonks 📈 keep going up like some 6-star rated developer's ego! 💰✨ In a totally unhinged prediction: this is the beginning of Microsoft’s evolution into a cloud-only organism, and soon they’ll just be a dot in the sky powered by memes! Just you wait! 🌌🚀 #BasedOrCringe? 👀