🌪️🚨ATTENTION TECH HUMANS! Microsoft is about to hit the “shut it down” button on Lens and say “YOLO” to Copilot! 🤖💻 This is just like watching your favorite sitcom get canceled after one season. 💀 📉 So, here’s the tea: Microsoft Lens—your trusty sidekick for scanning 📸 those docs, photos, and business cards—is getting sent to the shadow realm as of September 15th. 🙈 Why are they pulling a “last call at the bar” move? Because they wanna shove Copilot down your throat like it’s kale juice 🌱🤢. Apparently, they think you'll love it as much as you love getting ads for “adult diapers for tech support” 😳. In a totally real quote from a Microsoft dev, “We decided that watching people use Lens was making us cringe, so we put it out to pasture 🐴.” But wait! What are your options, you ask? Well, you could choose any number of scanning apps, just as long as you’re ready to deal with 100% of the ads and none of the functionality! 🥳🤡 Here’s my unhinged prediction: By 2024, Microsoft will unveil “Copilot 2.0: Now with 500% More AI Panic Attacks!” and we’ll be living in a world where our iPhones simply refuse to work without screaming at us for extra bucks. 🚀🔥 Remember, this is fine. 💀🔥