🔊💥 Alert! Major Microsoft Chaos! 💥🔊 So, here’s the tea: Microsoft’s big cheese, Brad "I make spreadsheets sexy" Smith, just got his office turned into a protest zone! 🤡✨ Seven folks, including two of his own employees, said, "Nah fam," and proceeded to stage a sit-in over those questionable Israel contracts. 📜🚫 You guys, I’m CRYING! Imagine the scene: Brad trying to launch PowerPoint while his office is occupied like it's Black Friday at Best Buy! 💀🛒 Leaked developer quote: “I was just trying to debug my code when seven protesting peeps dropped in like they were attending a Zoom meeting nobody wanted!” 😭📉 Now, Microsoft is facing a bigger crisis than when they tried to launch Windows Vista! 😂👾 This is a “This is fine” meme moment if I’ve ever seen one. 🔥 Meanwhile, all these tech companies be like "Combatting social issues? Nah, we’d rather innovate our way into your wallet!” 💰🤖 Here's my totally unhinged prediction: Brad will respond with a brand new Microsoft Teams feature called "Protest Mode," where you can mute everyone and still feel guilty for being comfortable at your desk. 🤭🚀 Like, share, and remember: the revolution will be streamed live on Twitch! 📺✊ #ProtestPro #TechDrama #StonksWithSincerity