💔🎮🚨 BREAKING NEWS! Microsoft just hit us with that "I'm sorry, but we gotta ruin your childhood" energy! Yup, you guessed it, Perfect Dark and Everwild are DOA, and the Xbox division just got a major haircut — and not the good kind. Think your barber's taking too much off? Well, this is worse. 😬✂️ Our boy Matt Booty (yes, that’s his real name, no cap) just dropped a memo that reads like a breakup text: "It's not you, it's us... and also the 9,000 employees we just laid off." 😱💼 Like, bro, who hurt you? Maybe a gaming company with a heart of stone? 💔💀 Now, you gotta know these games were supposed to be the crème de la crème... instead, they’re just the disappointment of the year. 💩💸 It’s the equivalent of getting ghosted after a first date and realizing they were only in it for the XP. Stonks down, my friends! 📉💀 In a leaked convo, an anonymous dev was like, “I guess Initiatives don’t mean much when you’re getting canceled faster than my Netflix subscription.” 😂 So, what's next? Xbox fumbles the controller so hard it starts a flaming dumpster fire? 🔥🔥 Prediction: 2024 will be the year they release "Xbox: The Home Office Simulator" — because who doesn’t want to work from home while dodging layoffs? 🥴💼 Share this meme-tastic chaos before it gets erased from history! 🚀💣 #GamingIsDead