🚨🎬🛑 Hold onto your remotes, fam! Microsoft just pulled a “hold my beer” routine and decided to ax its Movies & TV store faster than you can say “the last time I used my Xbox was when I thought the Kinect was cool” 📉💔. That’s right, folks! No more buying new flicks or cringe-worthy shows on Xbox or Windows — you’re stuck browsing through the same old DVD menu 🤡💀. “Hey, let’s just play hide and seek with our digital content! Good luck finding those movies on the Movies & TV app!” said some imaginary Microsoft dev who totally didn’t see this coming 😬🤖. Users are feeling like they just got dumped after a five-year relationship with the Zune Video Marketplace 💔. Like, if you bought a movie last week, sorry not sorry! Ain't no refunds coming your way, boo! 💸💀 But don’t worry, you can still access your oh-so-cherished memories in HD! Wow, stonks 🙃⬆️. Meanwhile, the whole industry is like “this is fine,” while burning down the digital storefront 🔥🚀. 🔥🌈 Here’s my hot take: Microsoft is just 3 steps away from launching “Microsoft Movieflix™” — a subscription service where you pay $500 a month to *maybe* watch some movies from 2006. If that happens, we gotta riot. 💀✊ #MicrosoftCrisis #SendHelp #WhyAreWeStillHere