🚨💻💨 BREAKING NEWS: Microsoft is cramming AI into Windows like it’s Thanksgiving and your cousin just discovered the deep fryer! 🦃💥 Get ready for some mega cringe, folks! 💡 So, Microsoft is all like, "We’re bringing the AI magic to your desktop!" while users are sitting there like “🚫🧙‍♂️ Not my Windows, fam!” 🤣 Just imagine Clippy in a thick AI accent saying, “Can I help you with that?” and you’re like “I didn’t even ask, bro! 😒” But for reals, every time Windows releases a new feature, it’s basically like they’re throwing AI spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks. Remember when they added those fancy voice commands? Yeah, that’s right! You thought you were summoning a demon instead of opening Microsoft Word! 📜💀 Sources that definitely didn’t cite themselves heard one dev say, “We’re basically just trying to get people to stop yelling at us.🤷‍♂️” 💸 This whole “AI in Windows” move feels less like a revolutionary step and more like a last-ditch effort to make sure we don’t switch to Linux! 🤪 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 5 years, every Windows 20XX update will come with a “Complaints about AI” button that responds with "This is fine." 🤖💰 Buckle up, buttercups! 💥💥