🚨💀 BREAKING NEWS: Microsoft just hit you with the coldest betrayal since finding out your favorite snack got discontinued! 😱🍕 So, hold onto your keyboards, fam, because starting in 2026, the Office features are going on a permanent coffee break for Windows 10! ☕🚫 Yup, you read that right! 😮 Office apps are waving goodbye to new features while they stick around to chill with security updates until 2028 (YAWN! 😴). So it's basically like your grandma promising to give you cookies but only talking about the "health benefits" of oatmeal. No stonks for you, my friend! 📉🤡 Developers are in shambles too! Just heard this spicy convo in the break room: 👩‍💻 "So, we're not adding anything new?" 👨‍💻 "Nah fam, just polishing the old stuff like we're in a 90s sitcom!" 👩‍💻 "Guess we gotta upgrade or just cope and seethe, right?" Drake is pointing to 💔 Windows 10 users while embracing his Windows 11 upgrade bros like it’s a TikTok dance challenge. 💃🔥 So, what's the bold prediction? In three years, Office will launch a new feature: **"Windows 10 Compatibility Mode"** where it plays all your favorite memes but in dial-up speed! 🔥🤖 #ChaosTheory #ThisIsFine 😂💀