🚨🛑 *BREAKING NEWS: Microsoft’s Latest Flop!* 🛑🚨 Grab your popcorn 🍿 because Windows 11 SE just got sent to the digital graveyard! 💀👾 Yup, you heard it right; MS decided to *STOP* updates for its half-baked answer to ChromeOS. I mean, can we get a moment of silence? 🤔🤫 #RIPWindows11SE In a shocking twist, this was revealed in the kind of gossipy document that even your ex would find cringy (shoutout to Dr. Windows, we see you! 👀). Microsoft whispered, “We just didn’t feel the stonks on this one 💸,” and poof! 💨 The educational sector’s hope for a streamlined OS has vanished like your last motivation to work out. 🤖 Developer Quote Leaked! 🤖: "We thought kids would be excited to use something less convoluted than traditional Windows. Turns out... they just wanted TikTok access." 😂💔 Meanwhile, the tech world is like, “This is fine!” 🔥 while updating their CVs to include “Expert in Avoiding Microsoft Products.” 🥴 Microsoft, please, just stick to Excel and let ChromeOS be the teacher’s pet! And here's a *H0T TAKE*: In 2024, Windows 12 will be a VR-compatible escape room where you can “Break Out” of Microsoft’s endless updates! 🚀🤡💥