🎉🚀🤑 BREAKING: MS-DOS Now Officially Worth More Than Your Life Choices! 🔥💀 Ladies and gentlemen, grab your 🤑💰 stonks calculators because Microsoft just blasted past the $4 TRILLION 🚀🚀🚀 market cap like it’s the final boss of tech! That makes them the second company EVER to reach this astronomical sky 🪐 after Nvidia threw their kraken-like $4 trillion shade just earlier this month. 🧐💬 "We finally sold more than just Word docs and aging Windows!" - some imaginary dev at Microsoft who’s def not in a basement making memes. 💀 Thanks to their Azure cloud service (aka the digital cloud that stores your cat pics 🤡), they raked in over $75 BILLION 💵 this year like it was spare change! While Amazon Web Services is still the big daddy on the block, Google is like that kid who keeps trying to play catch-up and ends up dropping the ball. 😂 🎤💥 Microsoft stock is up 4% today, and y’all still using Office 2010 like it’s the golden era of computing! Drake’s got nothing on these moves—he’d be pointing at Microsoft with that “Based” face! 🕴️👀 *UNHINGED PREDICTION*: In 2026, Windows 15 will come with an AI assistant that literally judges your life choices daily—a bit like the ex you ghosted, but way more chaotic! 🤖💔💔 #ThisIsFine.