🚨🎬💔 BREAKING: Microsoft Kills Off Its Movies & TV Store! 💔🎬🚨 In a move so hot it makes your old DVDs weep, Microsoft just ghosted the Movies & TV storefront after a 12-year-long relationship. Like, bro, we were just starting to binge-watch our childhood faves on Windows and Xbox! This is more tragic than an unfinished Netflix series! 📺💀 *cue sad violin music* But fear not, loyal users! You can still access your dusty digital purchases, because nothing says "I regret buying this" like rewatching that one movie you thought was gonna be a *stonks* hit but turned out to be total 🧀💩. Thanks, Microsoft! 😩🤡 A *leaked* developer quote says, “Honestly, we wanted to focus more on Teams meetings because who needs entertainment when you can watch Karen argue about office supplies for 2 hours?” 👀🤖 And for my final hot take: Buckle up because the NEXT movie binge experience will be through *HoloLens* holograms... so get ready for that cringe fest! No cap, by 2024 we’ll be vibing on virtual popcorn. 🍿🚀 *Mic drop* - Share if you’re ready for a holographic movie night! 🔥✨