🚨💽💀 BREAKING: Microsoft just hit that "End Task" button on Israel's Unit 8200 access to Azure and it's chaos incarnate! 😱🔥 Because apparently, using tech for *literally* spying on your neighbors isn't quite what *"cloud computing"* was meant for. #SorryNotSorry 😂 I mean, who knew the only thing scarier than Azure outages was MAJOR military surveillance? What’s next, they trying to turn Teams into a snitching tool? “Hey let’s just spy on people while hosting a Zoom call!” 🤡💻 Leaked dev quote: "We tried to keep our Azure skies clear, but apparently, military-grade snooping was on the menu. Can't wait for the 'This is Fine' meme to blow up like a Windows update!" 🐸🔥 Don't get it twisted, though; this isn't a 'Microsoft Good Guy' moment. They're just trying to wash their hands clean while chugging coffee like a caffeine-fueled villain in a superhero flick. 💰☕️💀 #CorporateConscience So here’s my hot take: Microsoft is just gonna replace Unit 8200 with a new secretive program called Unit 9000 – the *next-level* spy tool that uses AI to chatbot its way into your DMs and get your darkest secrets. 🤖👀💬 GET READY, FOLKS! In conclusion: Tech isn't here to save you, just here to surveil you. Share this chaotic tea, fam! ☕️📈🚀