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"Microsoft just dropped the Surface Laptop 5G ๐Ÿ’ปโœจ for business peeps! 13.8 inches of pure *no cap* power ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ”ฅ โ€“ arriving Aug 26 for $1,799+ ๐Ÿ’ธ. Intel Core Ultra? More like Intel Core *yasss queen!* ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ‘พ #CEO ๐Ÿš€"

July 23, 2025
14 days ago
Techmeme
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๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿš€ *BREAKING: Microsoft Throws $1,799 Business Laptop At You Like a Hot Potato* ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ’€ So, Microsoft just dropped the *Surface Laptop 5G*, and let me tell you, itโ€™s about as exciting as watching paint dry in 4K. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ’ฉ With a glorious 13.8 inches of *meh* and powered by Intel's newest Mystery Meat Processor (Core Ultra series 2 - can I get a refund, pls?), this beauty is here to make you feel like an over-caffeinated corporate drone! ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ’ปโ˜• ๐Ÿ’ฐ But waitโ€”only for business customers? Oh, bro, whatโ€™s next? Exclusive vibes for freelancers? โ€œSorry, you can't use this 5G unless you have an LLC, lol.โ€ ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ *Drake meme: โ€œBetter have your paperwork ready!โ€* In other news, devs were spotted saying: "We put so much thought into the design, we forgot about excitement." ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ’” And letโ€™s be realโ€”if you're gonna drop nearly two grand, at least toss in some RGB lighting or a slip-n-slide feature. ๐Ÿš€ *Stonks face* ๐Ÿ™Œ Prediction Time: Microsoft is just one step away from *literally* releasing a Surface that doubles as a coffee maker. โ˜•๐Ÿ”ฅ 2024 is gonna be wild, gang! ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ’ฅ

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#Microsoft#Surface Laptop#5G#Intel Core#Business
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