🚨🦠 BREAKING NEWS: Ransomware RAINWATCH! ☔️💻 So, ya boy Microsoft just dropped a HOT take 🔥💀: that “Storm-2603” crew is out here buzzing through SharePoint servers like they’re at an all-you-can-eat buffet! 🍔🍕 With over 400+ victims – and counting – this cyber-espionage party is hotter than your mom's Sunday roast in July! 🌞 Leaked Dev Quote 💬: “We thought SharePoint was just for sharing memes. Turns out, we also share our bank info... Oops!” 🤡💸 Imagine telling your boss, “This is fine” while a Storm-2603 ransom note pops up saying, “Pay us or lose your cat memes.” 🐱💰 Drake is pointing hard at that *NO* option. Red flag 🚩, no cap! Let’s be real. Whoever is running this operation is on that galaxy brain level of chaos. 🤖🔮 You think they chill in the matrix or something? 🤔 Unhinged Prediction 🔮: Tomorrow, Microsoft will announce SharePoint 2024 as “all-in-one ransomware prevention software” and drop a tutorial on how to negotiate with hackers. I mean, for the 'gram, right?! 🤷‍♂️😂 #SharePanic #RansomWTF