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"Microsoft just dropped a money bag ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฅ โ€“ earnings so fire, market cap hit $4T like, โ€˜U mad?โ€™ ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‘€ #Based"
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"Microsoft just dropped a money bag ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฅ โ€“ earnings so fire, market cap hit $4T like, โ€˜U mad?โ€™ ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‘€ #Based"

July 31, 2025
15 days ago
SiliconANGLE
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๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿ’ฅ STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING! Microsoft just turned their earnings report into a MONSTER TRUCK SHOW! ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ’ฐ After flexing harder than a bodybuilder at a protein shake convention, MSFT blasted past those earnings expectations like they were a meme in 2011. Market cap? ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’ธ Oh, just chillin' above $4 TRILLION now! Can't relate? Just remember, Nvidia's already playing in the "big boy" sandbox. ๐Ÿ˜ŽโœŒ๏ธ ๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ’€ Microsoftโ€™s shares jumped over 9% like your grandma at a bingo night, and now theyโ€™re out here flexing a big olโ€™ โ€œstonksโ€ meme with their flashy new market cap. Remember when we thought Windows 95 was lit? Well, kiddos, thatโ€™s ancient history. ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ’ป There are developers out there saying, โ€œWe just kept adding zeros like they were cheat codes.โ€ (Leaked: "I can't believe people are still using Windows when there's Linux!" - A dev who definitely gets no biddies ๐Ÿ˜ณ) ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ Prediction time: Microsoft will soon launch a new product called "Windows 12: The OS That Knows You Better Than Your Mom." ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ’… Get ready for data mining thatโ€™ll make your TikTok feed look basic. This is just the beginning, fam. Seethe? Cope? You canโ€™t. ITโ€™S WILD OUT HERE! ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ

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