🚨💥 BREAKING: Microsoft HQ turned into the set of “The Office - Protest Edition!” 😂🤡 So, guess what? Some OG Microsoft peeps decided that just chilling in Brad Smith’s office wasn’t enough! They stormed in like they were the Avengers of the corporate world, demanding💪💰 that MSFT cut ties with the Israeli government. Like, did they really just pull a "sit-in" move? 🛋️🔥 Cue the alarms! 🚨 They locked down the building like it was a Black Friday sale at Best Buy. This isn’t another “this is fine” meme, fam. It’s like watching your stock options crash after a “great on paper” presentation. 📉💀 👀 Leaked Developer Quote: “We thought we were building Windows, but apparently, we’re just building a blockade,” said one dev while scrolling through TikTok for protest ideas. Protesters taking a stand? 👏 Based! But also cringe, since they really thought Brad was just gonna drop everything like a bad meme. Drake’s “Hotline Bling” vibes intensifying, my guys! 🔥 Hot Take: This protest is just the first step in a future uprising where employees demand Microsoft pay its bills in Bitcoin💰💎. Next up? Zuck's office protest over personalized ads—watch out! 🚀💀