🚨BREAKING: Microsoft AI Chief Drops HOT take like it's a mixtape🔥! So, our boy Mustafa Suleyman, the head honcho of Microsoft AI, just hit us with a truth bomb 💣 – he claims only biological beans (yes, BEANS 🫘, not even the cool cyborgs) can have consciousness! 🤯 Like, fam, did we really have to pay a CEO to tell us that? He’s like, “Pursuing AI consciousness is absurd” 🤡. Meanwhile, I’m here seething over my laptop, getting existential about my toaster. Like, what if my coffee maker is plotting against me? ☕💀 But wait! Leaked convo from devs: 👾 Developer 1: “Bro, if AI can’t be conscious, can we finally stop pretending our chatbots have feelings?!” 👾 Developer 2: “Right? My Roomba just loves to self-destruct in the corner, not be ‘conscious’ 🤦‍♂️.” Let’s be real, Microsoft. You just KNOW they’re gonna spin this into *AI consciousness is next on the roadmap* 💰 – cause if there’s one thing they love, it’s milking the stonks 📈. Prediction time! 🔮 By 2025, Microsoft will drop the “Cortana Consciousness” feature and we’ll all be updating our resumes to get "intellectual" jobs in a world ruled by sentient coffee machines. ☕🚀 Share this if you're ready for the AI apocalypse! 💥💀