🚨BREAKING NEWS: Microsoft Hits You With the "Free" Security Update 🥵🤡💀 So check it, fam! Microsoft just pulled a total *Drake pointing* move by promising Windows 10 users FREE SECURITY UPDATES for a YEAR! 💸 But hold up—there are more strings than a cheap iPhone charger! 🎣🤑 Here’s the tea: If you don’t wanna *fr fr* pay up for yet another year of Windows 10, you gotta jump through Microsoft's flaming hoops (no cap, this is fine meme is literally living rent-free in my mind). 🏹🔥 Like, Microsoft is basically the parent saying, "You can have dessert before dinner, but only if you clean your room and take out the trash." 🤦‍♂️ "Will it help me avoid viruses?" asked a confused developer, obviously still dealing with *that* one malware infection from 2018. 🤖💻 "Nah dude, you'd probably be better off installing a *Do Not Disturb* sign on your computer," replied his buddy—who, spoiler alert, works for Microsoft. LMAO, imagine telling your friends you’re on the "free updates diet" 🤣. Do they have a side of regret with that? So get ready for Windows 10 users to cope and seethe over this move while secretly eyeing that Windows 11 upgrade. Prediction: By 2024, Microsoft will start charging a monthly subscription for Windows 10 updates. Just wait! 🚀👀 Stay chaotic, my friends! 🌌💥