🚨💥BREAKING NEWS IN THE TECH SAGA: MICROSOFT IS GOBBLING UP GOOGLE DEEPMIND EMPLOYEES LIKE IT’S BLACK FRIDAY!!!💥🚨 That’s right, fam! In a plot twist worthy of a Netflix series, Microsoft just looked at Google DeepMind and said, “YUM! I’ll take 24 servings of your finest engineers, please!” 🍽️😱 Big Bill just gave us some prime “geek--gasms” as he confirms that Gemini head honcho Amar Subramanya is hopping over to the Microsoft side! 🐸☕️ 💸 Stonks are going up for Microsoft while Google is over there like “this is *not* fine.” For real though, Google DeepMind engineers are packing their bags faster than you can say "cloud computing." ☁️🔥 In a recent chat, a "whistleblower" (aka my cat, who’s also a coder) said: “They’re just upgrading from Waluigi to Mario at this point.” 🕹️💀 But what does this really mean? Why is Microsoft flexing so hard? Are they trying to create Skynet 2.0 or something? 🤖🚀 SPECULATING: By 2025, Microsoft will have a fully sentient version of Office that just *bakes* cookies while you work! 🍪 Predictions? It’s either gonna be epic or we’re all getting hacked! 🤡💥 So grab your popcorn 🍿 and watch the race, ‘cause the tech world is about to go full chaos mode! #MemeWars 🥳💰