🎉💥 BREAKING: Microsoft just flexed on a 15.7 Tbps DDoS attack like it was just another Tuesday! 💀😱 That’s right, fam! The Aisuru botnet decided to throw the wildest digital house party at an Australian Azure endpoint, gathering 500k IPs like they were a squad of basement dwellers at a LAN event! 🕹️🔥 Imagine the chaos: 3.6 BILLION packets per second raining down like confetti at a frat party! 🎊🤡 The tech equivalent of throwing a piñata in a hurricane 🌪️💩. Microsoft was out here like “Nah fam, not today!” and sent that DDoS packing faster than that one friend who “totally has a girlfriend” but never shows up. 🏃‍♂️💨 Leaked quote from an imaginary Microsoft dev: “We were just sipping our coffees, debugging, when suddenly our Azure endpoint turned into a blockbuster action movie. 🚀💪 It was either ‘Die Hard’ or ‘This is Fine’ memes. We chose both.” 😂 So, what does this even mean? 🤔 DDoS attacks are becoming the new ‘who can scream louder at the mall’ competition. 🎤💢 But fr fr, if we keep going at this rate, I predict we’ll need an AI bouncer for the internet by next year. 🤖🍷💰 What’s next? A 100 Tbps attack that spills over to your grandma’s WiFi? 🤪 STAY TUNED, folks!