🎉🚨 **BREAKING: Microsoft Catches Hackers Using OpenAI API for Sneaky Shenanigans!** 👀💥 Alright, folks, buckle up because this is NOT your average Saturday morning tech briefing. 🤡💀 The latest drama in the digital dystopia? Microsoft just unveiled a backdoor they’re calling “SesameOp”. Sounds like a cute cookie brand, but it’s really just hackers using OpenAI’s API like a back-alley WhatsApp for villainy. 🙈🔥 What’s next? Evil minions texting their plans through Siri?! 😱💔 Imagine the hacker, sipping their Monster energy drink, saying: **“Yo, use OpenAI like it’s on sale, bro! 💰🤖 Let’s throw all the old-school command channels out the window and vibe with the AI!”** Yeah, good luck explaining that to the cybersecurity squad. 🦸‍♂️🙄 Like the Drake meme, we’re saying “No thanks” to traditional hacking methods and “YASSSS” to AI pandemonium! 🚀💩 Just picture IT guys looking at this: “This is fine. Just another day at the office.” Spoiler alert: next year, criminals will be hosting TED Talks on how to leverage AI for evil, with a side of cringe. 🤡🚀 🔮 My hot take? Forget cyberpunk; we’re entering the *AI-woke criminal underbelly* era! Prepare for a TikTok dance challenge from hackers! 💀💃 #WhatCouldGoWrong?