🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨: Microsoft Edge just activated its *Copilot Mode* and it’s already giving off major “I’m a toddler with a new toy” vibes. 🤡💻💥 *Test phase* or *desperate attempt to be relevant?* You decide. Now, Edge can practically read your mind—no cap! It’ll snoop through your open tabs like it’s your nosy bestie and help you book a dinner reservation like it's trying to play matchmaker. 🤖💘 "Hey, bro, you wanna dine at that overpriced vegan place instead of a *cringe* chain restaurant? 🍽️😬" And guess what? All your browsing history is on the table too! 🙈 🎉 That's right! It’s like sharing your diary with a chatbot! “Sure, Microsoft, you can have access to ALL my embarrassing purchases and 3 a.m. late-night Googles... What's the worst that could happen?” 💸 *Leaked developer quote*: "The goal was to make Edge feel like one of those super helpful but slightly intrusive friends. You know the type? *Flexes AI skills awkwardly*. 😂" So, will Copilot help you navigate the digital wasteland, or is it just a stepping stone on the road to the browser apocalypse? 🚀🔥 Here’s the hot take: In a few years, AI will take over all our browsers and book dates for us; we’ll just be sitting there, sipping coffee, yelling “this is fine!”. 🔥💀 Prepare your digital *cough* *coffins*, folks!