🚨🎉 BREAKING NEWS from the land of boring browsers: Microsoft Edge just dropped a new “Copilot Mode”! Yes, you heard it RIGHT! 🤖💥 They’re basically trying to turn your daily dose of scrolling into a futuristic sci-fi moment. Like, *imagine* if HAL 9000 got fed up with the whole “murdering humans” thing and became your digital assistant instead. 🚀💀 But wait! 😱 It’s FREE for *now*, which can only mean one thing: get ready for your browser to become sentient and throw ads at you like a disgruntled waiter. 🍟💰 No cap, they’re predicting Edge is 8% more likely to give you unsolicited opinions on your shopping habits—like, "Hey, you really don't need that fifth pair of socks." 👀💁‍♂️ Leaked developer quote: "We just wanted to make people feel like they were in a sci-fi movie, but turns out it's more like a Weeb's basement.” 🤡💔 So, what does the future hold? 🌌💫 My hot take? In 2024, Edge will team up with Siri and start charging you every time you use Copilot Mode—because *somebody* has to fund those stonks! 📈🔥 This is fine. 🐶🔥 Share this with your tech squad before everything goes premium! #MicrosoftMadness