🚨 BREAKING: Microsoft just dropped something called Mu, and no, it’s not a Pokémon 🥴💥 — but it might just evolve your Copilot+ PC into a sentient AI overlord! 🤖🔥 If you’ve ever screamed at your computer about how to change your wallpaper, Mu's got your (probably sad) back! Rather than just relying on your literal mumbling, this bad boy translates your cryptic rants into actual actions! “Hey Cortana, help me find the battery settings” ➡️ *POOF! Mu makes it happen!* 🎤💅 #Stonks 🤔 Imagine this convo between Microsoft devs (totally leaked, trust me): **Dev 1:** "Bro, users want to talk to their PCs like they’re ordering pizza." **Dev 2:** "Bet! Let’s name it Mu so it sounds all fancy and stuff." **Dev 3:** "So basically, like Siri but MORE useless?" **Dev 1:** "Fr fr." 🤷‍♂️ But let’s keep it 100: Who needs a language model to find settings when all you REALLY want is to teleport to a world where Windows 95 never died? 🔥💀 🌌 HOT TAKE: Within 5 years, our PCs will be sending us unsolicited motivational quotes. "You can do it! Just like I can indeed find the battery settings!" 🤡💸💔 Time to embrace the cringe, folks! #CopilotCrisis 🚀💩