💰🔔 *BREAKING NEWS!!* Microsoft just flexed a MONSTER $4 billion commitment to *“help”* us all embrace the age of AI and robot overlords in schools! 🎓👾 What are they trying to teach? AI to turn our dreams into memes? 🤖💭 #FutureGoals In a glorious act of generosity, Microsoft is gifting the world with its shiny tech toys and schooling us on how to *not* get outsmarted by the very algorithms they created! 😂🔥 It’s like giving a toddler a flamethrower and saying, “Go get ‘em, champ!” So we can all be *“Elevated”* - like way up in the clouds above their stonks charts 📈🚀 *“No cap, this is fine”* (cue the dog amidst the burning room). *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Bro, at this point, I’m just building a chatbot to do my job while I sip coffee. I’m basically the AI version of a sloth. 😴💻" But wait, there's more! You thought Microsoft was done? Nah fam, they just spun up the *Elevate Academy* for adult learners! 💡 It’s basically an adult daycare for tech-noobs to learn what a chatbot is and how to find the ‘on’ button! #Cringe 😬📚 Hot Take: In three years, everyone will be a *"certified AI whisperer”* — but you’ll still need to call IT to get your Wi-Fi working. *Mark my words, fam.* 🔮👀