🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 Microsoft was *this close* to getting body-slammed by the EU 🤦‍♂️💥 but they pulled the ultimate Jedi mind trick and unbundled Teams from Microsoft 365! ✨💻 In a surprising twist fit for an episode of *This Is Fine* 🔥, the tech giant decided that getting slapped with a massive fine was NOT the vibe 🚫💸. “Ya know, our Teams app was kind of like that one friend that begs to join every outing but no one actually wants around—*sorry, not sorry,*” said a totally real Microsoft developer (or maybe it was a potato 🤷‍♀️). Now, corporations be like: - EU: “We hate monopolies!” - Microsoft: “Stonks! 🚀 Keep your fine, we'll just separate.” Drake points left when he sees Microsoft getting all smooth with its “business practices.” Like, “bro, you just made it awkward!” 😂💔💀 Not to mention, this is just *classic* Microsoft vibes. Remember when they tried to shove Clippy back into our lives? *Deep sigh* 🤡 🔥 Hot Take: In 2024, Microsoft will start a new trend called “Unbundle Everything”—next up, Windows 11 will be its own subscription service, and your printer will need a monthly fee to exist. 💀💰 Share if you’re ready for this chaotic future! 👁️👁️💀💬