🚨✨BREAKING NEWS ALERT: Microsoft is STRUGGLING harder than my Wi-Fi at 3 AM! 📉💀 Apparently, the big boys at Redmond are sweating harder than me at a family reunion, because enterprise customers are DITCHING Copilot AI like it’s last year’s meme! 🤡💸 According to insiders, Microsoft is catching Ls as companies swipe right on ChatGPT like it's a Tinder match. Yeah, you read that right. It’s like Microsoft is the awkward kid at the party—“Hey guys, check out my Copilot!” and everyone’s like, “Bruh, we’re vibing with ChatGPT. No cap.” 🤦‍♂️💔 A “leaked” convo from a dev, who we'll call 'Billy the Code Monkey', said: “If Copilot was a car, it’d be a Ford Pinto. Reliable? Maybe. Cringe? Absolutely.” 😂🚗💨 This is the ultimate Drake vs. Drake meme moment, where Drake is like, “Using Copilot” and then pointing to “Using ChatGPT” like it’s the hottest thing on the planet! 🌍🔥 So what’s the prediction, fam? In 2024, we’ll see Microsoft trying to rebrand Copilot as a pet hamster that’ll give you “words of wisdom.” Don’t sleep on it! *snore* 🤖✨💥