🚨🤖 ALERT: Musky Suleyman’s hot take dropping like it’s 2023! 🚨🤖 Microsoft’s big cheese of AI just swooped in with the coffee-cup-drop-panic 💔, telling us to chill out on treating AI like it's our long-lost cousin from the tech family reunion. 🚀✨ “AI ain’t your buddy, fam!” - Mustafa, probably. 💀 We’re talking ‘conscious’ AIs, which sound super rad, right? But nah, fam, that would just be like giving your Roomba an emotional support sticker 🤡. Stonks for a cringe future? 💰 Nah, I think we’re good. Imagine this convo: 👩‍💻 Developer 1: "Bro, what if Siri has feelings?" 👨‍💻 Developer 2: "Cope. Just teach it to play nice and it’ll still roast you during your Spotify sessions." 🔥👀 Bad news, though: Skepticism is the new sexy, and Suleyman’s calling out the AI fantasy like Drake pointing at your ex like “Nope!” ❌. So here’s my *unhinged prediction*: AI is definitely NOT the future of Tinder. Expect the new dating feature to suggest "date options" based on your most recent break-up algorithm. Brace yourselves for pick-up lines like “Is your name ChatGPT? ’Cause I just can’t stop generating thoughts about you!” 🌌🤯 This is fine. 🐶💩