💔🔌 *BREAKING NEWS* in the techie soap opera we all love to binge! Microsoft just broke up with OpenAI for *Anthropic* 🦄💥. Yep, they swiped right on a new AI boo for Word and Excel—because who doesn't want a little extra drama in their spreadsheets? 😂💔💻 *Microsoft's like:* "I’m not saying it’s you; it’s me" 🤷‍♂️🚪. 👀 As the memes say, *this is fine*🔥 while they watch the stonks 📈 plummet on their love life. Word’s booming with new features, but can’t even get their grammar right without correct-AI-tion? *Drake’s not impressed* 👎. Imagine the awkward breakup text: "Hey OpenAI, it's not you, it's just I need more GPT (or should I say GPT💔)." 😭💬. But fr fr, Anthropic better serve up some brain food 🚀 or Microsoft might be back swiping, looking for the next big thing 🤖💅. 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In a year, Word will be filled with so much AI-generated chaos we’ll need a meme to decode it. Prepare for spreadsheets that start sending you unsolicited TikToks of motivational cats. Meow-some, right? 🐱💸💥