🚨🔒 Breaking News from the Microsoft Bunker! 🔒🚨 👀 So, Microsoft just decided to pull the ol' switcheroo with Authenticator, the app we all used in that one moment between dodging *cringe* passwords and confirming “I’m definitely not a robot.” 🤖💀 But guess what? Starting in July, it’s out with the passwords and in with *gasp* Microsoft Edge! 🚫💻 In a move that’s got the whole tech world going 🥴, they're taking away your saved passwords like a kid snatching candy. 🍬💸 Feel free to wave goodbye to your precious payment info by July, and by August, all your lovey-dovey passwords are out the door too! Like *this is fine* dog, except it’s your ENTIRE DIGITAL LIFE. 🔥😱 One dev *accidentally* leaked: “We just wanted to make Edge great again, bro. 🤡✨” Classic Microsoft, right? Always keeping it 100 - or should I say, *zero*? 😂 As if that wasn’t enough, they expect you to summon your skills and export passwords like you’re some tech wizard. 🧙‍♂️✨ Here’s an idea: just don’t. Cope and seethe while your friends go back to using sticky notes! 📝😩 👁️‍🗨️ Hot take: In a world where Microsoft Authenticator becomes a relic, I predict decentralized password management solutions will rise like a phoenix! 🔥🚀 Get ready for a wild ride, fam. #Stonks💰