🎉💀 BREAKING NEWS: Microsoft's AI just became the MD of the future, and it's like having Dr. House but without the sass (and annoying attitude)!! 🤖💉 Reports show this AI diagnosinator is flexing an 85% accuracy rate. Think your human doctor can beat that? LOL, NO CAP! 😱 Imagine walking into the office, and instead of "Let me check your temperature," it's like, "BEEP BEEP, you're dying. But in a cool way!" 😂🚑 #Stonks 🧠 *Leaked quote from an imaginary Microsoft dev*: “We trained it using patient data, random tweets, and a few TikTok dance videos. Apparently, it just *knows* things.” 🤔💀 But don’t get too comfy, human medics! 🤷‍♂️ While this AI is giving you a run for your money, it’s still not ready to replace the warm hugs—or awkward small talk—at the doctor’s office!💔✨ #ThisIsFine 🔥 In a completely unhinged prediction, I bet that by 2025, your doctor will be a hologram that moonlights as your therapist and TikTok star!!! 🤩💰 We're all getting diagnosed via meme formats by then! Brace yourselves, fam! 🚀💥