🚨 BREAKING: Microsoft is basically like “GitHub? Yeah, but make it CoreAI” 💀🤖 After the BIG BOSS of GitHub, Thomas "The Code Whisperer" Dohmke, announced his departure, it's like they decided to play musical chairs with leadership responsibilities! 🎶 But wait, no new CEO? Sounds like a classic "This is fine" moment 🤡🔥 Axios just dropped the tea that Microsoft is shuffling their GitHub deck to blend it with the newly minted CoreAI squad. The vibes are giving major "let’s just make everything AI and pray it works" energy. 🙏🚀 Like the team at Microsoft's meeting was like: 💬 Imaginary Developer 1: "What if we just merged everything?" 💬 Imaginary Developer 2: “What could go wrong? Stonks up, right?” ✨💰 The folks at Microsoft are rolling the dice, leaving us wondering if this new combo will be a tech revolution… or just a cringe compilation. 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♀️ Here’s my hot take: in 2024, GitHub is going to recommend code *based on your mood* 🤯. Imagine a commit message like: "I am sad, please merge this." Share this meme-fest and watch your friends’ minds explode! 💥💣