🎉👀 BREAKING: Microsoft just realized they could slap AI on anything and charge the same price as the latest avocado toast trend 🤡🥑 💸💸 Welcome to the Microsoft 365 Premium circus where Office meets AI like your weird uncle meets a Tinder date gone wrong! 💔🕺 So, check it: If you thought paying for ChatGPT Plus at $19.99 was a gamble, Microsoft just rolled a nat 20 on D&D and said, “Hold my Word document.” 😂💀 Meet your new overlord: Microsoft 365 Premium, the subscription nobody asked for but we all deserve! 🤖✨ Gareth Oystryk, head honcho of whatever-sounds-cool-at-Microsoft, popped out from the digital void to declare, “It’s really going to be our most powerful AI and productivity subscription for any individual.” Yeah, Gareth, sure buddy. That's what all the *cool* kids are saying to cope with their seething 😤😂. 🚀 Remember when Microsoft used to just give features away like they're going out of style? Now it’s just, “You want AI? Fork over your lunch money, buddy!” 🍔💰 🔮 Prediction: In 2025, Microsoft 365 Premium will evolve into a sentient being, capable of playing chess and criticizing your life choices. This is fine. 🔥🐕💬 #MemeTheFuture #BasedAndAIpilled